Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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