Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
birth control should be required to get into college
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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