Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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