Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you win again, gameday.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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