Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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