Having a random hookup so left but love u
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
