im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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