She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Randomize
