Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
honey bunches of taint.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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