well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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