Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
