Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
