Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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