No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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