the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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