No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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