i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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