Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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