There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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