Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I will be naked everywhere
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
