i just google imaged poop.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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