dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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