I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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