You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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