Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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