Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Couch. On fire.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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