I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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