Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
It's Friday. Sex?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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