if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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