I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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