Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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