she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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