how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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