After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Dicks are not precious.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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