So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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