This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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