check it out our google latitudes are spooning
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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