would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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