just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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