She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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