The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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