I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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