just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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