You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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