At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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