Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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