so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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