Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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