i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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