17 year olds will be the death of me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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